| "You?re a geek and you are proud of it, now it?s time to show the world through your unique sense of style. Here is a collection of clothing that will make you stand out in the crowd even amongst the most hardcore of geeks." " uses NES controllers that allow two people to play Pong right on the dress. The display on the Pong dress is a red and green 5×7 LED screen which also displays the score right on the chest. Retro gaming does not get any better than this." "One look at the picture above and you know that the NES buckle easily makes this list." " is the ultimate gamers belt buckle. Yes, it?s actually a belt buckle and it will actually hold up your pants. Watch your friends in awe as you enter your next LAN party. No, forget LAN party, wear this bad boy at your next Wii Tennis match. Together, you will bring your opponents to their knees." " uses an electroluminescent strip on the inside of the walletâ??s large pocket making it easier to find all that cash you made off your latest web 2.0 project. The wallet is powered by 4 replaceable watch batteries and is made out of â??sexyâ?? leather." "When it comes to geeky watches, the main criteria is the same we use for RAM , the larger, the better. The " " watch is the epitome of all thinks geeky. Besides doing all the normal stuff like telling time, the 21 x 7 dot matrix display allows you to scroll your own messages up to 121 characters. " " is activated by the wearer, 80,000 volts of low amperage electric current pulses just below the surface shell of the entire jacket." "This exo-electric armor prevents any person from unauthorized contact with the wearer?s body. If an assailant were to grab hold of the wearer the high voltage exterior would interrupt their neurological impulses which control voluntary muscle movement. The neuromuscular system would be overwhelmed causing disorientation and loss of balance to occur and of course pain. The pain experienced is non-lethal but is enough to effectively and immediately deter contact with the wearer and provide a critical life saving opportunity for escape." " are not true Lego pieces, the Lego-esque cufflinks will add the right flare to any shirt. Combine it with a " "Working on a computer all day can get you hot and bothered under the collar. You want to ensure that when that special lady walks by that you look as cool as a cucumber. The" " have built-in fans that supposedly â??draw in a large amount of air which helps to vaporize thus dissipating sweat and bringing down the wearers body temperatureâ?." "Winter is a long dull season and the best way of passing time is by playing Pong on this great " "It works by having a dynamo attached to the base of the shoe which converts energy generated while walking into electric
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